15 definitions by Pinto

stinky

a guy who farts all day, and does it with or by his girlfriend.

besides, a person that doesn't wash his wet (due to sweat) clothes after a bicycle ride.

dogi in the car: ohhh that was a ride
me: what's that smell coming from your direction?
dogi: oh ya i farted
me: ohhh stinky, i'm dying. and it's coming from your clothes too.

by Pinto March 22, 2005

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."

"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"

by Pinto September 26, 2004

Breath of Death

The cruellest method of execution known to man. After engaging in 69 style loving, the top partner rolls over, places his brown eye over the mouth of the bottom partner, and does a show (see doin shows!.) This may or may not be fatal or permanently disabling.

My girlfriend cheated on me, so during the "I forgive you" sex I performed the Breath of Death on her.

by Pinto March 9, 2004

morsel

a cigarette

wan' go smoke a morsel?
buzz off, redneck.

by Pinto March 10, 2004

bomber

A large to obscenely large amount of chewing tobacco packed in the lip. To qualify as a "bomber", the person that packs the lip must look somewhat like Bubba from Forrest Gump after insertion.

Dayum son! Jim just packed a bomber!

by Pinto March 1, 2005

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)

A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.

by Pinto July 31, 2003

I. S. racing

(I.S.RACING=imports suck racing)the coolest race group ever, they kick the shit out of every single peice of shit import, fast and the furious wanna be 16 year old cock suckers out there. why do u all have the same cars? the same exhaust? the same euro lights? the same formula spoiler? why do u guys suck so much...god

coffee can muffler, whiney noise maken imports cars suck

by Pinto February 4, 2003