58 definitions by Mistahtom
by Mistahtom August 8, 2005
Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet
by Mistahtom September 3, 2005
The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.
by Mistahtom June 15, 2006
Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.
Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate
Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit
Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate
Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit
by Mistahtom December 23, 2005
When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.
by Mistahtom October 21, 2005
The dried product on the top of a squeeze bottle or any type of product dispensing container. Ketchup, hair gel, tooth paste, ointment, shave cream....you name it.
by Mistahtom April 6, 2006
Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.
I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.
Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
by Mistahtom November 28, 2005