13 definitions by Megalomaniac

To be "uber poned". Synonym for jones'd, pwn'd, owned, etc. The contraction is just for extra 1337ness.
Person 1: Boom, Headshot!
Person 2: Figgity Fuck..
Person 1: you just got jiggity Jonx'd

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
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A word to describe that something is "1337", leet, or elite.
Noob 1: deaude! chekc out my ub3r h4x!
Noob 2: Yep, those aer teh 1337ness.
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
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A 1337er form of feces. (Soon to be) used by noobs who try not to conform to the proper English language. Used instead of saying "shit", after a disappointing event occurs.
Noob: You just got poned
Joob: Feeks man, I noe..
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
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A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).
I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
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Slang synonym for brother, often used sarcastically. Used by Jack Black on Anchorman after Will Ferrell throws a burrito out his window at Mr. Black.
Person 1: *throws* burrito at adjacent vehicle
Person 2: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BROZEF?!

Ex. 2
Person 1: I'm gonna beat your ass.
Person 2: Okay there brozef.
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
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The most famously incredible, hot, gorgeous, talented man you will ever meet. He makes the most interesting man in the world seem dull. Sometimes people forget how to walk and fall on their face when first seeing an Ashhar. Dangerously good looking. Like break your nose on the pavement... good looking.
Dude, I broke my face when I walked into the room...where did that Ashhar come from? Shit.
by Megalomaniac May 28, 2017
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Not completely gullible. One who is gull of a calf rather than a full adult bull.
John is pretty gullible, or maybe just gullicalf.
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
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