5 definitions by MaccieG
The Bahrain Cultural Trip (BCT) - an annual pilgrimage to Juffair in Bahrain where participants carry out ridiculous and futile activities such as taking a selfie with the topiary horse, drinking a pint in the World’s Shittest Bar and reciting their infamous poem, “T’was The Night Before Bahrain”.
Attendees are encouraged to get a red dot tattoo – known as the “mark of Juffair” - to mark each completed tour. The front runners currently have 8 tattoos (as of September 2023).
Attendees are encouraged to get a red dot tattoo – known as the “mark of Juffair” - to mark each completed tour. The front runners currently have 8 tattoos (as of September 2023).
Belinda - "Darling, have you booked our honeymoon for August yet?"
Royston - "Yeah - about that...I'm going to have to duck out. Got the Bahrain Cultural Trip on that weekend. BOOM!!"
Royston - "Yeah - about that...I'm going to have to duck out. Got the Bahrain Cultural Trip on that weekend. BOOM!!"
by MaccieG August 21, 2023
A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.
by MaccieG August 21, 2023
Backwards Bumming is a sexual position which involves two people - one f which must be male Both participants kneel on the floor facing away from each other (bum to bum). The male (or one of the males) pushes his dick down and back through his leg - effectively pointing backwards. Both participants then move towards each other engaging in anal sex.
Are you alright there Pete? You look like you're in a bit of pain?
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!
by MaccieG July 9, 2021
A member of an exclusive gambling club who meet on-line each Thursday and feed their gambling and alcohol addiction whilst answering awesome trivia questions.
Hey Scotty, how do I become a Dapto Bellringer?
Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.
Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.
by MaccieG April 14, 2021
Awal Avenue, Juffair in Bahrain is the location of The World's Shittest Bar. It is visited on the annual Bahrain Cultural Trip where pilgrims must drink at least one pint before staggering out into the searing heat of Bahrain.
Nobody knows the name of the bar - or remembers exactly how to get there. But it is very real - and very shit.
Nobody knows the name of the bar - or remembers exactly how to get there. But it is very real - and very shit.
by MaccieG August 21, 2023