6 definitions by Jake Gus

sling duckets

Synnonym for boobs. Often considered awesome and important by straigght men.

Dude, check out the sling duckets on that girl. Man, she could feed an entire army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

um

More recently used to unintentionally irritate people who prefer straight forward answers. Literally, "something is urgently wrong but instead of me just immediately telling you, you must figure it out yourself in the amount of time it takes me to make this sarcastic and unhelpful remark."

Can be typed as well.

Example, this used to be proper protocol in an urgent situation--
Bob: "Joe, watch out for that large pothole you seem to be unknowingly driving into."
Joe: (avoiding pothole) “Thank you for your timely and straight-forward warning. I appreciate you using the first sentence after you were alerted to this danger to tell me about this pothole, instead of uttering a one-worded, useless phrase.”

Modern protocol, same situation--
Bob: (sarcastically) "Um..." Joe: “What?..... What?” (car drives into pothole)
Bob: “Wow, good job.”

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

fatty chest dukes

Synnonym of Boobs. Straigt men often consider them awesome and important.

Dude, look at the fatty chest dukes on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

eh

Literally, "That which I just said, is it not true?"

That sandwich you are eating is excellent, eh?

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

baby faucets

Synnonym of Boobs. Stragith men often consider them awesome and important.

Look at the baby faucets on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

chest buttocks

Synnonym for boobs. Often considered awesome and important by straight men.

Dude, check out the chest buttocks on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004