10 definitions by Jaggerrules
Piece of crap store that sells overpriced "health" products to idiots who dont know that they can buy the same thing for half price on the internet. Usually caters to Meatheads, wannabe Meatheads, Jr. Meatheads, Old People and people chasing that illusive "theatricle cumshot".
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
An ugly goateed middle-aged asshole that fucks "milfs" on the internet even though he is probably older than all of them, for three reasons..
1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.
2. The guy is just fucking old.
3. And kind of fat.
How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.
1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.
2. The guy is just fucking old.
3. And kind of fat.
How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
A TV with a 7 inch screen and 85 inch console usually made out of cheap immitaiion wood and fashioned into some hideous design involving pillars. Always equiped with a UHF analog dial for channel changing and a two screw UHF input jack which is not cable ready.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
Annoying video game cliche, thanks to mortal combat, usually said when the opponent is already obviously dead/dying and the sick fuck with the controller wants to see an extra gruseome death in 8 bit graphics.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
Evil incarnation of the Mario Brothers, also goes by the name "Wario" has been known to terrorize the country of Iraq and the Mushroom Kingdom, resides in Bagdhad, Tikrit, Drain Pipes, and The cloud level.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
When not dealing drugs, the candy man appears behind his attractive female victims after they say his name three times while looking in a mirror.
Also the worse series of movies ever filmed, with the possible exception of Pumpkin Head and the Craft.
Also the worse series of movies ever filmed, with the possible exception of Pumpkin Head and the Craft.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
Waste of film starring Neve Campbell, in which highschool girls manipulate those who are more popular then themselves. This film is the holy grail for self mutilating skater kids. ATTENTION SKATER KIDS!!! A oujia board will not make you more popular...this movie is not..I REPEAT NOT a DOCUMENTARY!!
Hey wanna gather all the Craft tapes in the world and put them on a barge and blow it up in the middle of the atlantic!!!
by Jaggerrules July 15, 2004