11 definitions by Jacobistan
I wish to summon and conjure the spirit of my forgotten father and to conjure an algorithm that will send me to Pluto.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
The Godfather Don Corleone was shot near a grocery and should have instead picked up some Godfather pizza at the local pizza parlor.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
Hitman Agent 47 surrendered in his latest mission when he was apprehended by two evil henchmen and duly surrendered to his desire for his handler Diana Burnwood.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.
The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
The Southern Belle in the ballroom captivated every gentlemen and Belle just couldn't stand the advances of Gaston so succumbed to the innocence of the Beast.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019