2 definitions by Hiiam_larry

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.
Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.
by Hiiam_larry May 12, 2020
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Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.
Girl "wyd

Guy "committing mass genocide"

Girl "can I help?"
by Hiiam_larry October 30, 2021
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