6 definitions by GruntLife
A way overpaid useless individual in the United States Marine Corps because everything in the Marine Corps can be ran way more efficiently by Enlisted Marines and for way less money than the goverment spends on their monthly pay check.
Enlisted Marine 1: "Why do we need all these faggot Marine Corps Officers? The Marine Corps would be 100 times better without them. They are useless."
Enlisted Marine 2: "I know."
Enlisted Marine 2: "I know."
by GruntLife July 11, 2011
by GruntLife July 10, 2011
by GruntLife July 10, 2011
Only the most badass Marine infantryman to ever walk the planet. He is an expert with the MK153 SMAW (rocket launcher) and can blow a fucking hole in just about anything with a little C4 and/or TNT, Det Cord, or Dynamite.
Marine 0311: "HOLY SHIT BALLS! That was AWESOME! You just blew a fucking hole in Osama Bin Laden's house with that SMAW and fucked those dudes up."
Marine 0351: "Yeah, I'm kinda a big deal."
Marine 0351: "Yeah, I'm kinda a big deal."
by GruntLife July 10, 2011
What Marine Grunts (Infantryman) see on a daily basis in Iraq and Shitghanistan (Afghanistan). What Marine POGs (Non-Infantryman) claim to see when they get deployed but they never leave the wire and sit on the FOB (base inside the wire where they are protected) the entire time with the Army, Navy, and Air Force. But they will sure talk shit when they get home like they did something trying to score some pussy. Don't let them fool you girls. If you are not a Marine Infantryman (0311, 0321, 0331, 0341, 0351, 0352) or a Navy Corpsman (8404) and even the Staff and Officers... sometimes (0302, 0306, 0369) then you ain't shit.
Marine Infantryman 1: "Man, do you know what I hate worse than POGs claiming to have seen combat?"
Marine Infantryman 2: "What?"
Marine Infantryman 1: "The Air Force. What the fuck do they do?"
Marine Infantryman 2: "What?"
Marine Infantryman 1: "The Air Force. What the fuck do they do?"
by GruntLife July 10, 2011
Some stupid cunt thought that Marines were always saying "December Five" when they were actually saying "Semper Fi" which is the Marine Corps motto for "Always Faithful" This bitch asked the question on Yahoo so now Marines say "December Five" because it took off and is rather hilarious at how stupid this bitch was.
Shortened version is 12/5.
Shortened version is 12/5.
by GruntLife July 11, 2011