2 definitions by Godlesscommie
An individual skilled at writing software code.
Neo-programmers are unlike computer nerds of the past. These new programmers are numerous, travel in groups, and can be easily identified by scruffy hair accompanied with a goatee. Most enjoy arguing with you about the minutia of life. Eating habits are poor, which generally leads to moderate or severe potbelly.
Programmers also enjoy other activities, including online poker, Halo 3, Call of Duty, Gears of War, and playing guitar.
They can sometimes be abrasive due to poor underlying social skills. For example, every joke a programmer tells is specifically designed to make sense only to other programmers. This makes attracting females difficult, which can easily be fixed by meeting women through an online service.
Neo-programmers are unlike computer nerds of the past. These new programmers are numerous, travel in groups, and can be easily identified by scruffy hair accompanied with a goatee. Most enjoy arguing with you about the minutia of life. Eating habits are poor, which generally leads to moderate or severe potbelly.
Programmers also enjoy other activities, including online poker, Halo 3, Call of Duty, Gears of War, and playing guitar.
They can sometimes be abrasive due to poor underlying social skills. For example, every joke a programmer tells is specifically designed to make sense only to other programmers. This makes attracting females difficult, which can easily be fixed by meeting women through an online service.
Non-programmer: What's the difference between Python and C++?
Programmer: Don't talk to me you fuckin' nub.
Programmer: Don't talk to me you fuckin' nub.
by Godlesscommie February 13, 2009
noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.
"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."
by Godlesscommie February 20, 2008