3 definitions by Fappuccino
When one spends too much time in a particular institution and hinds themselves sexually attracted to a person who they otherwise would not be inclined to sleep with. These institutions range from a school to a workplace or community group.
1. "Wow, I've spent so much time in this all-boys school that I feel like having sex with Fred."
"Dude, you've got cabin fever."
or
"Wow, I'm really finding the special needs teacher attractive"
"Please. In the rest of the world she would rate very poorly. Your cabin fever's distorting your ability to judge."
2. "Wow, I've been in this office for a comparatively long period of time and really feel like sleeping with Gladys from Human Resources."
"Snap out of it! Its all just cabin fever. Let's hit up a tittie club."
"Dude, you've got cabin fever."
or
"Wow, I'm really finding the special needs teacher attractive"
"Please. In the rest of the world she would rate very poorly. Your cabin fever's distorting your ability to judge."
2. "Wow, I've been in this office for a comparatively long period of time and really feel like sleeping with Gladys from Human Resources."
"Snap out of it! Its all just cabin fever. Let's hit up a tittie club."
by Fappuccino September 27, 2011
The word 'glimp' is derived from 'gimp' and 'blimp' and refers to cars that have unnecessary accessories such as spoilers, body kits, excessive paint jobs and chrome rims.
- "Oh dude did you see that glimp tearing down the road just then?"
- "Oh yeah. Must have a tiny penis."
- "Hey, do you want to drive down the road to get some food with me?"
- "Not in that glimp."
- "Oh yeah. Must have a tiny penis."
- "Hey, do you want to drive down the road to get some food with me?"
- "Not in that glimp."
by Fappuccino October 4, 2011
The threshold refers to a certain point in the ratings system. In order to understand the threshold, a definition of the rating system must be given. The rating is a system used to rate either men or women and it is a score out of 10. 5 points are for the personality/character and the other 5 are designated exclusively for looks. When you see a person and which to rate them purely on looks, a premature rating out of 5 is given.
Now the threshold refers to the point in which the other person you have rated is rated so highly to you that you would wish to sleep with them. The threshold is between 7.5 and 10.0. It must be noted that there is no threshold on a premature rating because before sleeping with someone, it is imperative that you must have some form of verbal contact with them unless of course you are a rapist. This system operates on the presumption that if one finds another attractive, they'd want to sleep with them.
Note: A high score is typically anything above an 8. Just like the NFL draft ratings system.
Now the threshold refers to the point in which the other person you have rated is rated so highly to you that you would wish to sleep with them. The threshold is between 7.5 and 10.0. It must be noted that there is no threshold on a premature rating because before sleeping with someone, it is imperative that you must have some form of verbal contact with them unless of course you are a rapist. This system operates on the presumption that if one finds another attractive, they'd want to sleep with them.
Note: A high score is typically anything above an 8. Just like the NFL draft ratings system.
1. "Damn that chicks nice. I'd give her a premature rating of 4.8."
2. - "That guy's such a nice piece of ass, I think I'd give him a 8.5."
- "Oh, so you'd sleep with him? Because you did rate him above the threshold."
- "Without a doubt."
2. - "That guy's such a nice piece of ass, I think I'd give him a 8.5."
- "Oh, so you'd sleep with him? Because you did rate him above the threshold."
- "Without a doubt."
by Fappuccino September 27, 2011