18 definitions by Elite
Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.
by Elite March 30, 2005
by Elite August 26, 2003
The male sex organ, or "love pump".
by Elite April 11, 2005
A show which is better then the last few Simpsons seasons, but isn't better then all the Simpsons seasons. Also, is slightly funnier then Family Guy.
by Elite December 2, 2003
by Elite August 10, 2003
I have to get the U.N.'s approval to invade a country? Fuck that, Qatar, Spain, Poland and Great Britain back us, lets fuck up Saddam!
by Elite November 21, 2003
Capitol of the Western Roman Empire. Note that I say Western because you might not know it but Rome was divided into 2 Empires for it to be easier to manage. Unlike the Western Empire the East survived through the Dark Ages. The east was the Eastern Empire or sometimes called the Byzantine Empire. It's capitol was Constantinople, modern day Istanbul.
by Elite December 2, 2003