3 definitions by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108

reinforced cage

The act of supergluing one's asshole shut and timing how long it takes a sexual partner to pierce through the anal blockade with his/her tongue.

Tenured Professor: "If you want to learn the secrets of the universe, you're going to need to tunnel deep."
Grad Students: "That's one reinforced cage I'm willing to break through."

by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016

scissor wizards

Females who are adept at pleasuring the pussy areas of other women.

"Assault this pussy, you motherfucking scissor wizards!"

by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 30, 2016

Copulation

Fucking an officer of the law, typically in the ass.

"Wanna honor that badge, rookie? Then it's copulation time."

by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016