5 definitions by DocOnDuty
A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.
For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.
Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.
Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
by DocOnDuty June 27, 2010
a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010
a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010
This term describes when one is able to have a bowel movement leaving the perianal area free of feces. This is evidenced by attempts to clean this area with tissue that yield no fecal matter.
One technique to increase the frequency of such a phenomenon is to sit on one cheek, slide over, and then the other in an attempt to separate the cheeks so that the do not contact the feces as it passes into the toilet bowl.
One technique to increase the frequency of such a phenomenon is to sit on one cheek, slide over, and then the other in an attempt to separate the cheeks so that the do not contact the feces as it passes into the toilet bowl.
by DocOnDuty October 6, 2009
Extra dishes accrued when they have been sitting in the sink for longer than the pre-determined acceptable length by individuals of the same household.
The customary rate of dish interest is one piece of cutlery or small dish per day added to the heap of dishes belonging to the owner.
Dish interest is an attempt to dissuade individuals from leaving their dishes in the sink unwashed for too long. It should be noted that this policy often backfires and results in an insurmountable amount of dishes.
The customary rate of dish interest is one piece of cutlery or small dish per day added to the heap of dishes belonging to the owner.
Dish interest is an attempt to dissuade individuals from leaving their dishes in the sink unwashed for too long. It should be noted that this policy often backfires and results in an insurmountable amount of dishes.
Joe: He's been lagging on dishes for a week now. It's time my roommate starts accruing some dish interest.
Bob: Dude! just buy a dishwasher!
Bob: Dude! just buy a dishwasher!
by DocOnDuty February 4, 2010