2 definitions by Dandhi
A plant with cactus-like leaves known for it's medicinal powers and jizz like texture. The green exterior should never be eaten under any circumstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a jizz-smothered grimace.
Sally: Oh my god! Did you jizz in my drink?
Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.
Sally: That's digusting.
Timmy: Agreed.
Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.
Sally: That's digusting.
Timmy: Agreed.
by Dandhi March 28, 2010
Saint Patrick's Day as celebrated in the United States of America. Typical celebration rituals include college girls dressed like slutty leprechauns, drinking green beer, dyeing city rivers green, and punching your loved ones in the face.
Check out those college girls dressed like slutty leprechauns, bastardizing and disgracing Irish culture. I love Slutty Leprechaun Day!
by Dandhi March 17, 2018