12 definitions by DJ Gorilla
Fragged.
To be so drunk that the only term that comes to mind is fragged.
Can also be used when high or extremely tired.
Synonyms: wasted, obliterated, mind fucked, retarded.
To be so drunk that the only term that comes to mind is fragged.
Can also be used when high or extremely tired.
Synonyms: wasted, obliterated, mind fucked, retarded.
"I am so fragged right now, I can't even stand up."
"Dude, we were totally fragged last night."
"Lets get so fragged that we pass out with a fat chick on top of us."
"Dude, we were totally fragged last night."
"Lets get so fragged that we pass out with a fat chick on top of us."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
John Mayer it!
A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."
You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."
Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."
Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
Jones Soda.
A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.
Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.
Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
A former republican presidential nominee and senator who spoiled his reputation by doing Viagra ads.
Can be used as a verb: "I Bob Doled your mom."
Can be used as a noun: "I picked myself up a pack of Bob Doles."
Can be used as an adjective: "The Bob Dole room is the sexiest room in the house."
Can be used as a noun: "I picked myself up a pack of Bob Doles."
Can be used as an adjective: "The Bob Dole room is the sexiest room in the house."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
Internet chat abbreviation:
"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."
Or broken down:
Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.
"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."
Or broken down:
Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.
jimbo1234 - Hey gurl, wats up??!?!?
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006