22 definitions by Cow

swaggle

a term used for giving or recieving oral sex....

" so, i totally swaggled my boyfriend in the back of the movie theater last night"
or
"i got so drunk and let this guy swaggle me"

by Cow March 3, 2005

fap

To milk the tube steak for all it's worth.

I was fappin' to some NSYNC pics last night when I... wait, did I say NSYNC?

by Cow March 12, 2003

O-MIC

Shortcut for 'Orgasmic';
hot fine sexual

Have you seen 'Troy'? Brad Pitt is o-mic!!!

by Cow May 18, 2004

instant baby

the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!

Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!

by Cow September 5, 2003

CowBug

An extremley rare thing, caused through influence of incompetent coders, such as The Mysterious X.

I've never seen a CowBug(tm) which wasn't caused by shamelessly copying code from TMX!

by Cow May 6, 2004

california

A State thats pretty much like every other state, yet for some reason people pick on it more than any other state in the union. Talk about a jealous bunch

California fucking rocks. But so does every other state. Now shut the fuck up and go to work.

by Cow July 6, 2003

celene

Celene is hott, Like a stripper, but not, she is my wife and I'LL kick your ass if you get near her.. And another definition of Celene is, (Hot/ horny /crazy girls)

Celene makes me horny...

by Cow March 23, 2004