10 definitions by Clutterofmass
A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
by Clutterofmass February 20, 2023
A subreddit dedicated to, obviously, global geopolitics. And by global, it’s more than North America, Europe, and East Asia.
I wanted to have a good fap, so I went to r/anime_titties, but now I’m invested in the challenges against human rights in places I never heard of before.
by Clutterofmass July 30, 2023
1: The ultimate American nobody. Has an office job, drives a Toyota Corolla, lives in the suburbs, watches Family Guy, you know the drill.
2: A common hook to a punchline, a play on "Yo Mama".
2: A common hook to a punchline, a play on "Yo Mama".
by Clutterofmass October 28, 2020
1. Last letter of the alphabet.
2. Sleep
3. A grade so bad you'll wish you were never born.
4. The modern Swastika thanks to Russia.
2. Sleep
3. A grade so bad you'll wish you were never born.
4. The modern Swastika thanks to Russia.
(sends a z to a group chat to indicate he's going to sleep)
American: I too should catch some z's. Good night!
Eastern European: We'll make you eat those words with Ukrainian gunpower as you watch Russian snuff films.
American: I too should catch some z's. Good night!
Eastern European: We'll make you eat those words with Ukrainian gunpower as you watch Russian snuff films.
by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
by Clutterofmass September 18, 2023
Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!
Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!
Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!
Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022