24 definitions by Carpman
by Carpman May 16, 2003
Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).
by Carpman September 19, 2003
Sorry man but it was too good keep to myself. Anyway, men bouncer is technically dead (moved to Nottinghamshire!). However, I found a Men Bouncer II. (he has a bum bag!>snicker<)
Men Bouncer II has glasses so large, that the sunlight reflecting off them burns holes in anything he looks at. Also he doesn't wash his hair...
by Carpman September 29, 2003
Gay poncey camel fucker who goes into a frenzy and has multiple orgasms whenever the word wordcamelword is mentioned or one of the hairy beasts is sighted.
He's camel crazy,
He's camel mad.
I don't know a camel
Men Bouncer hasn't had.
He chases them across the desert
He humps them in the sand
Men's the greatest camel fucker
There is in all the land.
He's camel mad.
I don't know a camel
Men Bouncer hasn't had.
He chases them across the desert
He humps them in the sand
Men's the greatest camel fucker
There is in all the land.
by Carpman June 9, 2003
The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.
by Carpman May 30, 2003
The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis
by Carpman August 29, 2003