25 definitions by ButtFuzz

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.
Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!
by ButtFuzz July 15, 2005
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A testicle.
A nut.

Not to be confused with bahgdaddy, a bagdaddy is a testicle.

Plural: bagdaddies.
Ouch! Babe! That little kid ran right up to me and kicked my bagdaddy square to my throat.

Shiite! I racked my bagdaddies on the see-saw again!
by ButtFuzz September 6, 2006
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A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.

Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!
by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006
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Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.

Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.

Here are two prime examples:

Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon

Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water

Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."

Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."

by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006
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Any Japanese, Chinese, Polynesian or similar restaurant in which the likely outcome of dining there results in a 2 day bout of constipation, followed by an enormous blowout caused by the bean sprouts.

"Hey, guys! Let's go down to main street and grub and the House of Hung Chow. I'm starvin'"
by ButtFuzz August 23, 2006
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A big-city Iraqi pimp.

Doesn't matter if they're actually from Iraq or not, only that they are Iraqi.
Ho #1: I gotta tell you, I got some kinda jones on for some rock.

Ho #2: You'd better quit that shit, or your baghdaddy's going to punch you out.
by ButtFuzz September 6, 2006
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Rarely "Hot Tottie", nearly always "Hot Toddy".

Pretty much any intoxicating drink that is served hot. Certain of which are rumored to cure colds and ease flu symptoms.

See Hot Toddy
Marilyn: "Is my snookums feeling bad?"

JFK: "Yes, Mar..."

Marilyn: "I'll whip up a hot tottie that will soothe your throat and have you sleeping in no time!"
by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006
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