2 definitions by Bidnow73
A disparaging label applied to a person who chooses to eat a low carbohydrate diet in spite of the social pressure to do otherwise. The term is most often used after the dieter produces numerous scientific studies demonstrating the value of the diet.
"Look at that Ketard over there eating chicken and salad instead of pizza like us. Ever since he lost that 100 pounds, there is no use talking to him. Say, what do they have for dessert, here?"
by Bidnow73 December 29, 2015
UUT, sounded out as U - U - T, stands for Useless Urination Tournament. It is a more polite term for a Pissing Contest, any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.
Joe: "My treatise on the Cosmological Constant related to Interplanetary Measurements is better than yours."
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "Well, that was a real UUT."
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "No it isn't!"
Joe: "Yes it is!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "Well, that was a real UUT."
by Bidnow73 May 8, 2013