7 definitions by ACNY
A person seemingly unable to exchange simple pleasantries such as "hello", "how are you", and "goodbye". Often someone encountered only briefly (i.e. a cashier) but they may also be someone you see every day, such as a co-worker.
I just went to the drugstore to buy some toothpaste, and ended up having a one-sided conversation with the cashier.
Normal Person: Hi, how are you?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: How much for the toothpaste?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: (reads register and pays) Thanks, have a good night, you fucking mute-ant.
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: Hi, how are you?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: How much for the toothpaste?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: (reads register and pays) Thanks, have a good night, you fucking mute-ant.
Mute-ant: ...
by ACNY November 18, 2009
by ACNY December 3, 2017
"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"
"Maybe later."
"You fuckin' dick."
"Maybe later."
"You fuckin' dick."
by ACNY January 22, 2008
by ACNY August 23, 2006
If that mothafucka look at me like that one more time, I'm gonna merck somethin'!!!
Jay: Yo Wally, nice haircut, asshole!
Wally: Fuck you bitch, I'll merck yo' ass.
Jay: Yo Wally, nice haircut, asshole!
Wally: Fuck you bitch, I'll merck yo' ass.
by ACNY August 23, 2006
Blacked The Fuck Out. The utmost levels of drunken ineptitude, where all controlled motor functions, inhibitions, and sound judgments go to die.
"How did I end up on your couch?"
"You were BTFO last night, dude."
"Ah, thanks. Why does my ass hurt?"
"I want to quit my job, but don't have the balls to do so. I guess I'll get BTFO at the next work function and let it sort itself out."
"You were BTFO last night, dude."
"Ah, thanks. Why does my ass hurt?"
"I want to quit my job, but don't have the balls to do so. I guess I'll get BTFO at the next work function and let it sort itself out."
by ACNY January 14, 2010
A cocktail that doesn't contain any alcohol. Reserved for friends that are too drunk to notice the difference but refuse to stop drinking.
"Dude, Kaitlyn can barely stand. Why do you keep giving her vodka tonics?"
"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."
"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."
by ACNY December 17, 2007