16 definitions by .&:&3&83
Group of friends sees a random dude fall off his bike and break his legs open
Guy 1: OH SHIT!!
Guy 2: Call 911!
Guy 3: HE NEED SOME MILK!!
Guy 1: OH SHIT!!
Guy 2: Call 911!
Guy 3: HE NEED SOME MILK!!
by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018
The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.
Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!
by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018
by .&:&3&83 November 11, 2017
by .&:&3&83 February 4, 2018
Alright who killed green
Red sus
It was definitely red I saw him vent
Vote red
Red was not the impostor
Red sus
It was definitely red I saw him vent
Vote red
Red was not the impostor
by .&:&3&83 September 24, 2020
It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...
Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
by .&:&3&83 March 18, 2019
Guy 1: Hey how did your girl think of that valentine’s text you sent her?
Guy 2: I got K’d
Guy 1: Ouch that must have hurt.
Guy 2: I got K’d
Guy 1: Ouch that must have hurt.
by .&:&3&83 March 23, 2018