Someone who only has a job because of the government bailout. Usually someone doing construction or something similar on government owned property.
Phil: I wish they would stop redoing this street, it's the third time this year.
Ian: Yeah, all of these workers are bailout bums.
Ian: Yeah, all of these workers are bailout bums.
by Perfect Situation June 15, 2009
When kids go to so many birthday parties that their parents are going bankrupt paying for gifts. People wish that they could get bailouts like all of the big automotive companies.
by the cupcake flies at midnight July 12, 2010
When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
by Mystic-X October 5, 2009
David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
1) All the bums downtown were giving me a wail out for a bailout
2) When we played Monopoly, my brother wanted to get out of jail and wanted my Get out of jail free card, so he gave me a wail out for a bailout.
3) My calculus teacher was going to fail me, so I gave her a wail out for a bailout.
2) When we played Monopoly, my brother wanted to get out of jail and wanted my Get out of jail free card, so he gave me a wail out for a bailout.
3) My calculus teacher was going to fail me, so I gave her a wail out for a bailout.
by megatallica360 January 24, 2009
When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.
i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout
by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011
When a friend has sex with a girl interested in you so that she will cease her unwanted sexual/romantic interest
Didn't Sophia have a crush on you freshman year?
Yeah but my friend Maliek started bailout banging her for me and she lost interest.
Yeah but my friend Maliek started bailout banging her for me and she lost interest.
by StupidtheWise November 20, 2013