13 definitions by Mystic-X
Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.
by Mystic-X December 19, 2011
Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied. Often seen together with the ripple effect.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
The shockwave of energy that ripples through your partner when you are pounding away with your cock.
My cockwave slide up her stomach, through her helicopter titties, until finally culminating in her rattling upturned eyes.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
by Mystic-X April 9, 2010
by Mystic-X June 25, 2012
A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
by Mystic-X June 23, 2012