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A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.
Hey, look at that hot chick and her four satellites; two fatties, a "butter face" and a b1tch.
by satellite June 21, 2005
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