5 definitions by Zenzirouj

shlongitude

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

bitchwad

Noun,
An excessively bitchy person, generally a woman.

See also bitch, ho bag.

"You are such a bitchwad."
"Dude, that bitchwad tried to rule me."
"What a bitchwad."

by Zenzirouj September 23, 2003

Zenzirouj

The most bad-ass, Vin Diesel guy to ever grace the earth with his presence.

You shall fear Zenzirouj, and you shall love Zenzirouj. Praise be to Zenzirouj.

by Zenzirouj October 21, 2003

Julia roberts

Bitch.

See: prima donna

God, I hate Julia Roberts.

by Zenzirouj October 21, 2003

shlength

The length of a shlong.

See shlong, shlongitude

My shlength is the standard for Astronomical Units.

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004