Nobody has lived to tell the tale of d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math, (READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.

Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.

Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"
Him: "Hey Broskie, do you know what a Distributive hard Fractal is?"

Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"

Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"

Her: "Wanna get juice?"
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