Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.
by Kag September 12, 2006
a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way
by professor chaos May 23, 2003
A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 2, 2010
A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.
by Post_bologna September 15, 2019
by coolerthanyou101 July 26, 2015