5 definitions by ttmike42
mexican male.
There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.
There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.
Leafblowers live 20 deep in an apartment and play mexican circus music all damn day.
Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!
Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!
by ttmike42 December 15, 2008
much like the human "chemoreceptors" which measure hydrogen ion, CO2 and O2 in the blood, emoreceptors measure the amount of happiness or hurt circulating in the system.
After this break up, I really need to get out of town for a few weeks and hopefully reset my emoreceptors back to normal.
by ttmike42 August 12, 2009
The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.
Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.
Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.
Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"
Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"
Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."
Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"
Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."
Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"
Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"
Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."
Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"
Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."
Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"
by ttmike42 October 13, 2012
Since Eugene, Oregon is almost exclusively vanilla and pasty white, when you see a black kid on the U of O campus you can assume he is there from Oakland, CA to play football or run track.
Term originating from the University of Oregon athletics program.
Term originating from the University of Oregon athletics program.
Kid wearing skinny pants: "Dude, did you see all the black kids on campus today?"
Kid wearing fidora riding fixed gear bike: "Yeah man, all the afroletes are having orientation today."
Kid wearing fidora riding fixed gear bike: "Yeah man, all the afroletes are having orientation today."
by ttmike42 August 3, 2010
A broad term applicable to those who reek of cigarettes, cheap body spray, and 84 chrysler lebaron. These folks are highly adept at pop culture but lack any semblance to intelligence, but they will disguise this by saying they are street smart. Usually dirt merchants will know everything about every topic. The men usually grow unusually long goatees because they think it is intimidating.
Dude your friend who works down at the cabinet shop who thinks he has a cool grow room with flourescent lights and owns that damn dog thats outta control and jumps all over you when you come in is a total dirt merchant.
Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.
Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.
by ttmike42 February 12, 2008