7 definitions by the_fruitarian
Dude 1: Hey man, you wanna hang at my house, bring some girls over and throw a roaring 20s party. Its 2020, and the roaring 20s are here???
Dude 2: No man, that'd be awesome, but WE CAN'T cause of the stupid coronavirus and lockdowns...... I guess we'll have to wait till next year in 2021 to throw the party hopefully.
Dude 2: No man, that'd be awesome, but WE CAN'T cause of the stupid coronavirus and lockdowns...... I guess we'll have to wait till next year in 2021 to throw the party hopefully.
by the_fruitarian April 10, 2021
When a musician plays a rhythm so rhythmically complicated that the listener has no understanding of what's going on in the music..... and basically the listener gets rhythm fucked in the mind and head as a result.
by the_fruitarian December 10, 2021
An outdated term describing all the individuals who pursue all da intellectual interests of life. They are the captains of industry and chiefs of entertainment. They usually have heavy focus on non-mainstream outdated interests, & many r solely obsessed with 1 particular interest..
They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.
However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.
Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.
Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.
Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.
They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.
However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.
Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.
Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.
Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.
Guy: Let me take you somewhere
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!
by the_fruitarian February 18, 2021
For lack of better terminology... A girl you usually meet online. However when we speak of the term escort, these girls are featured online particulary on escort websites. She might mostly be low grade quality though, although there a few attractive ones in the mix. You call her up, set up the time to meet and thenafter do whatever else you want..She can be a gf or your one night stand, whatever your schedule allows and whatever you choose.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Guy 1: yo i met this girl yesterday at the club and I hooked up with her last night but today she never called me back. I guess she just wanted a one night stand
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
by the_fruitarian September 12, 2023
The devil in disguise since he has ears that look like horns. He's a super hero of half man,half god...... but has no actual superpowers.
Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.
Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.
Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.
Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.
Don't be batman.... don't be a hero....
Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross
Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross
by the_fruitarian April 28, 2022
Dude 1: Look at the loser over there, he thinks he's the shit.
Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.
Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.
by the_fruitarian March 16, 2022
by the_fruitarian April 10, 2021