5 definitions by texasco
by texasco April 24, 2014
jeez I almost had to call the doctor to find my silver bullet last night. All good with a bit of rummaging though.
by texasco April 24, 2014
The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.
Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
by texasco April 24, 2014
When your kid hears you having sex and comes to investigate only to stand frozen in the hall like a statue.
you: OMG Timmy's in the hallway and has seen us!
me: It's ok, he's just playing fuckstatues. Carry on.
me: It's ok, he's just playing fuckstatues. Carry on.
by texasco April 24, 2014
by texasco April 24, 2014