9 definitions by stiffshifter
The real name for the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their sacred game above all else, and are ignorant to reason.
Person 1: "I love Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)
by stiffshifter July 24, 2010
A word invented by Charlie Sheen during an interview on Good Morning America when asked if he was bipolar; meaning to win at both ends of the spectrum.
by stiffshifter March 13, 2011
A term used for a car with so much horsepower and torque that its driveability and overall handling is impacted in a negative manner. Usually these cars are supercars or tuners; however, all muscle cars handle like barges to begin with, therefore this definition does not apply to them. Powerdrunk cars include the McLaren F1 and the GT1 Elise. Powerdrunk cars do not include Failborghinis, any Camaro or fat lion related car, or your Honda Shitic.
by stiffshifter October 28, 2010
How to aim one's car at a wall and miss it completely; drifting is the opposite of grip driving, which involves taking a corner without sliding. This can be done without any regard to horsepower, weight, or any other factors. Essentially this means any car can drift, however, some cars are more apt to powerslide than drift. Drifting originated in Japan, thus most cars used to drift are Japanese. Most of the cars used to drift are also usually RWD cars with FR layouts, as they are easier to drift than AWD cars, FWD cars, or RWD cars with MR layouts. However, other drivetrains are used for drifting by different people, as driving styles vary from person to person. Some common cars used to drift are the Nissan Silvia, the Nissan 350Z, the Mazda RX-7, and the Toyota Supra.
Drifting is not for the faint of heart, the poor, or those who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. If you have trouble experiencing any epic, you may not wish to try to drifting, as it will have a sudden spike in epic if done correctly.
by stiffshifter September 14, 2009
Terrible; awful. Anything defined as "cool and trendy" is actually the opposite. Internet tough guys love things that are cool and trendy, as these things help them feel slightly less gay. However, even things that are cool and trendy don't hide the fat of the fat lion.
by stiffshifter July 25, 2010
A Honda Civic.
by stiffshifter October 7, 2009
Also called Grenade of Grenade. A shitty, broken piece of coding bought by people who haven't played any better games in their lives. Playing this is somewhat comparable to playing Desert Bus, it's unentertaining and boring, however, it lacks the realism Desert Bus has, making the latter a better game by default.
Person 1: Call of Duty is so good!!!!!1
At this point, Person 2, or any passing bystander should shoot Person 1 because it's evident they are retarded.
At this point, Person 2, or any passing bystander should shoot Person 1 because it's evident they are retarded.
by stiffshifter July 24, 2010