2 definitions by kort

spard
The combination of tard and sped.
Explained with a simple mathematical equation.
x = sped
y = tard
x - ed = sp
y - t = ard
x + y = spard
Jon was being a total spard the other day while kicking Andrew, but it was funny.

You spard, get that out of your mouth!
by kort January 10, 2005
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