7 definitions by fred_berg
That hippy chick I fucked was awesome, she played with my balls when I tapped it from behind. She's some 5 Star Pussy.
by fred_berg December 8, 2009
A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.
fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009
To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.
Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.
Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.
Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.
by fred_berg January 16, 2011
An exclamation showing appreciation for someone who goes above and beyond to an elite level or shows second-to-none P&D.
Its antonym is fu.
Its antonym is fu.
J smooth let me bang out his ex girlfriend. Jix!
I thought you said these seats were on the 50 yard line, I didn't know they were in a private box. Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix!
I thought you said these seats were on the 50 yard line, I didn't know they were in a private box. Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix!
by fred_berg December 12, 2009
Pronounced (foo) An exclaimation of disgust when someone screws up or messes up. Also used to berate individuals with no P&D.
Its antonym is Jix.
Its antonym is Jix.
by fred_berg December 12, 2009
Old School On That Ass - a way for someone to describe something as old school with out sounding like a douchebag.
Skidz is hella OSOTA.
Hey fred I got some OSOTA to drop on you...do you remember the time that I walked in on you jerking off? That was fucking hilarious.
Hey fred I got some OSOTA to drop on you...do you remember the time that I walked in on you jerking off? That was fucking hilarious.
by fred_berg December 17, 2009