4 definitions by WhiteLando
Healthy colleague: I wish it was lunchtime already, my salad is going to be delicious. Look, I am literally salivating.
Clever colleague: Correction - you're literally saladvating.
Clever colleague: Correction - you're literally saladvating.
by WhiteLando June 11, 2020
Person 1: "What's the go with hedgehogs? Why don't they just share the hedge?"
Person 2: Haha, *snort.
Person 1: LOLcat, my stolen jokes always get a sloan out of you.
Person 2: Haha, *snort.
Person 1: LOLcat, my stolen jokes always get a sloan out of you.
by WhiteLando August 28, 2011
Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
by WhiteLando October 21, 2013
A euphemism for someone who doesn't realise that the skill they are showing off is only considered remarkable by other people because of how embarrassing it is.
A: So...saw Jack dancing last night.
B: Jack was actually dancing? Does a guy that big have moves?
A: Ummm, how to put this nicely....lets just say that if someone was filming then that guy would be the next Youtube sensation.
B: That bad, huh?
A: Think Star Wars Kid, but with less coordination and more sweat.
B: Jack was actually dancing? Does a guy that big have moves?
A: Ummm, how to put this nicely....lets just say that if someone was filming then that guy would be the next Youtube sensation.
B: That bad, huh?
A: Think Star Wars Kid, but with less coordination and more sweat.
by WhiteLando June 4, 2014