21 definitions by Me=Myself=I

Grope

To sexually touch the private parts of the person near you.
Usually how you start sex

In the ultimate truth or dare, sam had to go up to ten hot girls and start groping them.
Tje 7 girl told him to go to the rooms, and there she told him to grope her boobs while she gropes his dick!
It ended up with sam sucking her nipples, and the girl sucking on his dick!

by Me=Myself=I August 11, 2020

bra

an item of clothing that covers the woman's breasts.

it serves as the woman's top underwear.

every man wishes for the bra to come off. it never does. if it does, they freak out.

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

Vagina

The storeroom for the man's cock.
A.K.A pussy

If it is cold in the winter, than leave your cock in a vagina, it will get warm there

by Me=Myself=I August 26, 2020

sex poetry

A piece of poetry describing ones sexual urges or experiences.

Here's a little bit of sex poetry i wrote for my girl:
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.

It worked!!!

by Me=Myself=I July 4, 2020

sex

sex is a way for young couples to express affection, and a way for married couples to make babies.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.

sex without a pill or a condom, is the stork's wake up call, to get back to delivering babies.

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

sex taxer

a person who offers to pay off your taxes if you have sex with them.

Anna: "I'm running low on money, and I need to pay taxes",
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"

by Me=Myself=I December 23, 2020

Sex story

once i had a really hot classmate named Kate. Kate was really hot, and i was lucky enough to be paired with her in a class project.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.

She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.

then she got up, and rushed to her bedroom, and i followed. when i got there, she was nude, and had her legs spread open. I quickly stripped, and proceeded to fuck her tight pussy. "FASTER, HARDER", she yelled and I obliged. I was about to cum, when i relized something. "were not wearing condoms", i yelped. "oh, I don't mind", she said, "but if it makes you feel better". she pushed me off, and sucked my dick. "between slurps she said, "now you can cum", so i did. then i positioned myself that way she could suck my dick, and i could eat her out, while caressing her boobs.

if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020