16 definitions by MBC

Swagger

An extremely drunk Irish man.

Ill drink any swagger under the table

by MBC April 1, 2003

fat one

1) large penis 2) fat chick

I slapped a fat one with my fat one!

by MBC April 1, 2003

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Slut Monkey

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

by MBC April 1, 2003

cock wrestler

1) A whore who makes her living wrestling the cock 2) someone who makes their living wrestling and slaughtering chickens

Not only did that cokwrestler make me cum in her mouth but she made me a chicken dinner, For $10!!!!

by MBC April 4, 2003

toolshed

A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.

Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.

by MBC March 31, 2003

balloonknot

A slang term meaning asshole.

Im going to go get my ballonknot licked.

by MBC March 31, 2003