87 definitions by Kidswillbekids

Family Guy

The best cartoon ever!
Peter: the fat ass dad in gamily guy who works at the brewery.
Lois: the hot attractive mom
Meg: the very unpopular and ugly fat daughter
Chris: the really stupid son that masturbates 24/7
Stewie: the most bad ass baby that’s known to man
Brian: the talking dog

He’s a family guy!!!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Chinese

Just because someone is Asian doesn’t mean they’re Chinese

Jimmy: hey look at that Chinese guy
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean

by Kidswillbekids July 30, 2019

In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit

Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back

by Kidswillbekids May 17, 2019

Obama’s last name

Obama

It’s self explanatory! Obama’s last name is Obama!

by Kidswillbekids October 3, 2019

Wtf

It stand for where’s the food

Timmy: Wtf man
Tyrone: Excuse me?
Timmy: It means where’s the food
Tyrone: ohhhhh

by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019

Chuck E. Cheese

The kid version of Las Vegas

Johnny is 7 and he gambled at Chuck E. Cheese

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

Chuck E Cheese

A place where a kid can be a kid

Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019