5 definitions by BigCow
A universal noun/verb/adjective that can mean absolutely anything. The opposite of bnaitflop. Similar to smurfy, although bshonlop can represent any part of speech excluding the article, much like the explitive.
You're such a bshonlop. I bshonloped your mom last night. You want to hang out and bshonlop those Starcraft bums?
by BigCow March 25, 2004
To betray someone by seeing a film you had promised to see with them first. Essentially, the breaking of a promise to participate in a shared motion picture experience by enjoying it all by yourself.
I promised Mark I was going to see Minority Report with him, but I succumbed to the temptations of movie adultery. Curse its siren's song.
by BigCow March 25, 2004
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
by BigCow March 25, 2004
To hang up on someone without saying goodbye, in the manner of Jack Bauer on the show 24. To Bauer someone usually simply means to end a call abruptly, since you're way too cool to say goodbye to people.
by BigCow March 25, 2004
A universal noun/verb/adjective which means absolutely nothing. The opposite of bshonlop. Can be used for any part of speech, but by definition, conveys no meaning whatsoever.
by BigCow March 25, 2004