10 definitions by Andy Somers
An acronym meaning "Porn Star Experience" often used by escorts, providers, and other sex workers in their menus.
PSE is used to imply or specify that a collection of specific acts are available with the given provider, and at a minimum means the acts that you see in a "typical" porn movie.
This is uniquely different from the acronym GFE which means "Girl Friend Experience," as GFE implies a different collection of acts. PSE and GFE may be used together to indicate a wider availability of acts. For instance, GFE includes kissing, while PSE does not, and PSE includes bare sex without a condom, but GFE does not.
The acts covered by PSE include at a minimum:
- Multiple positions, usually at least three, such as missionary, cowgirl, doggy, etc.
- Oral sex without a condom (BBBJ and DATY)
- Vaginal sex without a condom (BBFS) but NOT necessarily to completion (i.e. BBFS with pullout)
- Ejaculation "somewhere" on the woman such as "cum on tits" or "cum on back"
PSE may or may not include the following, and this is very dependent on the individual provider. These acts are usually value-added options requiring additional donation.
- Creampie (ejaculate in the vagina, aka BBFS CIP)
- Anal sex (aka Greek)
- Video or photos during session.
- Role play (pizza delivery guy, plumber, apartment manager demanding rent)
- GFE services (girlfriend, such as kissing, massage, etc)
PSE is used to imply or specify that a collection of specific acts are available with the given provider, and at a minimum means the acts that you see in a "typical" porn movie.
This is uniquely different from the acronym GFE which means "Girl Friend Experience," as GFE implies a different collection of acts. PSE and GFE may be used together to indicate a wider availability of acts. For instance, GFE includes kissing, while PSE does not, and PSE includes bare sex without a condom, but GFE does not.
The acts covered by PSE include at a minimum:
- Multiple positions, usually at least three, such as missionary, cowgirl, doggy, etc.
- Oral sex without a condom (BBBJ and DATY)
- Vaginal sex without a condom (BBFS) but NOT necessarily to completion (i.e. BBFS with pullout)
- Ejaculation "somewhere" on the woman such as "cum on tits" or "cum on back"
PSE may or may not include the following, and this is very dependent on the individual provider. These acts are usually value-added options requiring additional donation.
- Creampie (ejaculate in the vagina, aka BBFS CIP)
- Anal sex (aka Greek)
- Video or photos during session.
- Role play (pizza delivery guy, plumber, apartment manager demanding rent)
- GFE services (girlfriend, such as kissing, massage, etc)
by Andy Somers March 4, 2022
Similar to a redneck in ignorance and racism, but in command of substantial wealth and power. Most especially those in actual power in government or enforcement positions.
As used in a sentence:
As used in a sentence:
by Andy Somers February 21, 2020
Recsub is short for "Recreational Substance", that is, the class of drugs that people like to use for recreational purposes.
Marijuana, Alcohol, and Ecstasy are all recsubs.
Used in a sentence: "The government's war on recsub use has failed like all prohibitions have".
Used in a sentence: "The government's war on recsub use has failed like all prohibitions have".
by Andy Somers June 27, 2005
Portmanteau of faux and fart. It relates to the unfortunate action when one thinks they need or are about to pass gas, but instead release pure liquid diarrhea when they relax their sphincter muscle, due to the very similar sensation prior to opening the sphincter. It is related to but usually more embarrassing than a shart.
Um... Excuse me for a moment, I need to take a shower and get some clean undies, I had a fauxrt and it left more than a shart...
by Andy Somers July 8, 2020
Cutapillared: to accidentally cut an internet or telephone cable while digging for construction or other reasons.
A play on the term "Caterpillar" an American brand of heavy construction equipment including various forms of backhoe, which have been known to accidentally cut underground telecommunications cables.
A play on the term "Caterpillar" an American brand of heavy construction equipment including various forms of backhoe, which have been known to accidentally cut underground telecommunications cables.
My internet has been out all day since the fiberoptic cable was cutapillared by the construction crew next door.
by Andy Somers April 20, 2022
BrainStereo: (noun) the part of your brain that blasts some certain piece of music at you, over and over again, like a recording on repeat or loop mode, and often actively distracting at the worst possible moments.
Often results in the afflicted commenting about a "song stuck in their head".
The music itself is often referred to as an "earworm".
Often results in the afflicted commenting about a "song stuck in their head".
The music itself is often referred to as an "earworm".
by Andy Somers April 27, 2022
Refers to racial inequality and white privilege, particularly in America. It directly relates to small barriers being removed or doors opened simply on the basis of race/culture. An example might be a white person accidentally runs a traffic light, and the officer gives the driver a warning, whereas if a black person accidentally ran that same light that same officer would more likely write a ticket.
by Andy Somers April 6, 2020