17 definitions by zabazuve-ha

mf'er

Military abbreviation for "My Friend."

Sgt. Connelly was one courageous MF'er.

by zabazuve-ha September 8, 2007

oh shit

A statement used by manufacturers of flight data recorders ("black boxes") to alert pilots that there is 1/2 of a second of recording space remaining.

"Oh shit" was the last transmission heard on the black box.

by zabazuve-ha November 18, 2007

pittsburgh

A drinking town with a football problem.

"So what if we won ugly?" - Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher

by zabazuve-ha June 20, 2007

bedpan community

A community made up almost exclusively of senior retirees.

Cape Coral, Florida is a bedpan community.

by zabazuve-ha November 26, 2007

cuddling

Post-coital activity which involves lying in bed with your girlfriend while covered in sexual fluids.

My girlfriend loves cuddling but I would rather take a shower.

by zabazuve-ha October 7, 2007

Hoochistan

The secret areas in major American cities that offer protected status to hoochie mamas. Manned checkpoints ensure that the hoochies in Hoochistan are sufficiently ghetto fabulous.

The girls could not enter Hoochistan because their skirts were too long and they had no false eyelashes.

by zabazuve-ha September 3, 2007

lobster mafia

Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.

Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.

by zabazuve-ha January 22, 2008