5 definitions by sp0rkius

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius March 1, 2004

war on

A synonym of "stupid excuse to spend public money on nothing and gain votes by apprearing to address the problem of".

"Stupid excuse to spend public money on nothing and gain votes by apprearing to address the problem of drugs" or "Stupid excuse to spend public money on nothing and gain votes by apprearing to address the problem of terrorism" for example.

by sp0rkius March 1, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.

I can't come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't get to my clothes. Honest.

by sp0rkius March 1, 2004

ozzy

The least singer of Black Sabbath, quite possibly the third greatest band in the Universe ever, though he often takes the spotlight while the other three never get noticed. Which is a shame, because they rock. He also wears Addidas trousers, though I guess judging people for wearing a certain brand is just as band as judging people for NOT wearing a certain band, so I won't comment on that.

Ozzy is a damn fine singer, but Iommi is the brains of the band.

by sp0rkius March 1, 2004

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

Some stupid acronym made up by people that watch too much Jerry Springer, on par with "you go girl-friend" or "talk to the hand".

Uh, he was in SUCH a CBM! What-ever!

by sp0rkius March 1, 2004