5 definitions by porkchop101
When you go to a reunion of class, job, team, etc
and that girl you wanted to fuck is there and you proceed to fuck her at the reunion and it redeems you of the fuck that got away.
and that girl you wanted to fuck is there and you proceed to fuck her at the reunion and it redeems you of the fuck that got away.
Dude, did I see you hooking up Chinanay at the reunion?
Totally, I reunion redemption fucked the living shit out of her
Totally, I reunion redemption fucked the living shit out of her
by porkchop101 May 29, 2012
Similar to the cougar species the Tugar is a unique animal that hails from Portugal, enjoys hunting in packs and feasts only one weekdays after 2AM.
Tuga is the appellation the Portuguese use, similar to American or Aussie.
Those not familiar with the term cougar it means a female who usually preys on younger men at the beach, club or any public/social space where light and sobriety are enhanced, much like the cougar herself
Tuga is the appellation the Portuguese use, similar to American or Aussie.
Those not familiar with the term cougar it means a female who usually preys on younger men at the beach, club or any public/social space where light and sobriety are enhanced, much like the cougar herself
by porkchop101 December 5, 2011
nothing to be ashamed of... sometimes they are all that's around. it's kinda like a moped, they can be fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on them, ever.
by porkchop101 February 17, 2012
When a B chick forces heavy sensual vibes in an enclosed environment over a long period of time and penetrates your fantasy forcefield and proceeds to rape you . . . the wrong way
Dude, I was in was in class for 3 hours and the Prof was wearing a super tight black dress on her not super tight body, at first I thought ahhhh nasty and then I thought ahhh get out of my mind you nasty bitch
Dude, Fantasy Rape
Dude, Fantasy Rape
by porkchop101 February 17, 2012
AKA Stredemtion
Is when a a woman, 40+, stops being a stripper and begins her "acting" career. Preforming in poorly funded softcore porn or rather "Rack of Ages" I mean "Rock of Ages" type productions.
Is when a a woman, 40+, stops being a stripper and begins her "acting" career. Preforming in poorly funded softcore porn or rather "Rack of Ages" I mean "Rock of Ages" type productions.
Dude, check out that MILF.
Dude, that's no MILF that a stredemption lawsuit waiting to happen.
True... Stripper Redemption
Wanna go for Tacos?
Dude, that's no MILF that a stredemption lawsuit waiting to happen.
True... Stripper Redemption
Wanna go for Tacos?
by porkchop101 May 29, 2012