27 definitions by becy
Check out the punis on that poor bastard - its so small that everytime he takes a piss he gets his pubes wet
by becy July 26, 2004
by becy June 20, 2004
A person who is not even important enough to be called a "prick". When they are not even a vein on the shaft of a prick, they are a pricktoid.
by becy August 12, 2005
Something that is simultaneously gay and nerdy. Unfortunately, on the intarweb these days, about 80 to 90 percent of stuff is IMMENSELY gaytronic.
trase and silvaside made a little christmas tree out of the letters "LOL" and posted them using a script on IRC - how dreadfully gaytronic of them. Guess who's wearing the Queer Crown now, hey boys?
by becy December 26, 2005
A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onegina can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onegina is death - yours or hers. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onegina at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of softcock thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the missus"
4. A general unwillingness to be awesome
By the time you get to the crucial endstages of onegina and manifest symptoms like "Going shopping with the missus for shoes" its probably too late - and the only way out is as quick and painless a suicide as possible.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onegina can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onegina is death - yours or hers. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onegina at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of softcock thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the missus"
4. A general unwillingness to be awesome
By the time you get to the crucial endstages of onegina and manifest symptoms like "Going shopping with the missus for shoes" its probably too late - and the only way out is as quick and painless a suicide as possible.
Will Tom be coming out to get smashed tonight? no he won't. He's got onegina the poor cunt, and his days are numbered and his freedom ended.
by becy May 3, 2005
An adjective describing a cunt-act that not only slaps you on the face, but yanks down your pants and buggers you mercilessly with a cricket bat as well. It introduces entirely new and original dimensions of cuntery into an already nasty cunt-like thing/person/act.
by becy December 28, 2005
When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.
by becy August 12, 2005