19 definitions by TheAutisticHumanBeing
A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
Slept Like A Baby
by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 19, 2019
"Hey, I want to go honfiring."
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 25, 2019
A faggot male with a female anime character as their avatar, that overpopulates game servers and internet forums.
Qualities of a Weeaboo:
Lacks basic knowledge and survival skills because they have replaced that part of their brain with memorizing Japanese phrases from their favorite anime.
Smells very fucking bad because of lack of hygiene.
Overweight because they are disgusting animals who cannot control their eating habits.
Buys worthless objects to fuel their own worthlessness.
When they play games, they do not play the game for the purpose of playing the game, but rather as a social experience.
Attempts to attain moderator privilege in forums, streaming chats, and game servers for the purpose of banning people they do not like socially. They are known for destroying small communities, and need to be killed off in order for a community to thrive.
Has one of these sexual deviations: homosexual, furry, bdsm.
If you have 5 or 6 of these qualities you are a Weeaboo.
If you have 4 or 3 of these qualities you are a Liberal.
If you have 2 or 1 of these qualities you are still a piece of shit.
Qualities of a Weeaboo:
Lacks basic knowledge and survival skills because they have replaced that part of their brain with memorizing Japanese phrases from their favorite anime.
Smells very fucking bad because of lack of hygiene.
Overweight because they are disgusting animals who cannot control their eating habits.
Buys worthless objects to fuel their own worthlessness.
When they play games, they do not play the game for the purpose of playing the game, but rather as a social experience.
Attempts to attain moderator privilege in forums, streaming chats, and game servers for the purpose of banning people they do not like socially. They are known for destroying small communities, and need to be killed off in order for a community to thrive.
Has one of these sexual deviations: homosexual, furry, bdsm.
If you have 5 or 6 of these qualities you are a Weeaboo.
If you have 4 or 3 of these qualities you are a Liberal.
If you have 2 or 1 of these qualities you are still a piece of shit.
Weeaboo
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 25, 2019
Drug Addict 1: Yo duuuude did you know we have no freedom?!
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing May 2, 2018
A person who lacks an appropriate reasoning skill that makes them incapable of differentiating a falsehood from reality.
Retard 1: The earth is flat.
Retard 2: Yea I believe that. Also I am not going to conduct any form of experiment to test whether what you said is true or false.
Retard 1: Homosexuality is ok.
Retard 2: Yes preventing society from reproducing is ok, and everybody should become homosexual so we can all die out before the next generation begins.
Retard: The media is pushing an agenda, so I am going to blindly believe that agenda.
Muslim Retard: The Quran instructs me to kill people who leave my religion, people who believe in a polytheistic religion, people who do not join my religion, people who believe in other single theistic religions like myself. Also since murder has been ingrained in my mind since birth, we should all probably start killing eachother in the middle east for no reason. This is the work of God salamalenko. Alah Huakbar. Jihad, we must struggle together brother. Here strap this vest on and go kill yourself, but you will also kill 50 other muslims, so it's ok.
Retard 2: Yea I believe that. Also I am not going to conduct any form of experiment to test whether what you said is true or false.
Retard 1: Homosexuality is ok.
Retard 2: Yes preventing society from reproducing is ok, and everybody should become homosexual so we can all die out before the next generation begins.
Retard: The media is pushing an agenda, so I am going to blindly believe that agenda.
Muslim Retard: The Quran instructs me to kill people who leave my religion, people who believe in a polytheistic religion, people who do not join my religion, people who believe in other single theistic religions like myself. Also since murder has been ingrained in my mind since birth, we should all probably start killing eachother in the middle east for no reason. This is the work of God salamalenko. Alah Huakbar. Jihad, we must struggle together brother. Here strap this vest on and go kill yourself, but you will also kill 50 other muslims, so it's ok.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 20, 2019