5 definitions by Grimache

E-Clap

Noun. A computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. Note- Mac users are largely immune to the E-Clap.

I went to www.analsluts.com even though Norton told me not to. Now my computer has the E-Clap.

Dude! I told you not to go to www.boobs.org! Now you've got the E-Clap!

by Grimache May 16, 2009

Tugboat Captain

A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.

Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.

by Grimache November 8, 2008

stacking

Slang term local to California's central coast.
1. Stacking. Verb. Event during which a group of 2 or more people pack bongloads to be shared amongst the group.

Kai is such a crazy stacker. That fool is always stacking mad nutty.

by Grimache March 19, 2008

jumpstarting

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.

Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.

by Grimache March 14, 2008

cock trucking

Verb. To knock someone down with a pelvic thrust. Similar in nature to a hip check.

It is strongly recommended that you wear a cup while cock trucking.

Cock trucking midgets can lead to eye injuries (for the midgets of course).

by Grimache April 16, 2008