11 definitions by CedricDoodlehopper
Sarah: I just heard Tucker Carlson tell me that gay jewish muslim communist atheist Mexicans are coming over the border to steal our jobs and teach our children how to kill their babies and have sex with other men.
Abigail: It sounds like you need too defoxify.
Abigail: It sounds like you need too defoxify.
by CedricDoodlehopper January 23, 2023
What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.
Same as hammered turd.
by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013
by CedricDoodlehopper July 8, 2015
by CedricDoodlehopper November 14, 2013
A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".
BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!
PUT A DICK IN IT!
by CedricDoodlehopper June 25, 2015
I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.
by CedricDoodlehopper April 17, 2014
Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.
by CedricDoodlehopper July 16, 2023