2 definitions by Jarlinean

nadmire

To stare at your friend's testicals until, noticing your attention, he goes off at you for being a fag.

"I realised I was gay right about the time I started to nadmire my mate"

by Jarlinean June 7, 2006

nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

by Jarlinean June 7, 2006