22 definitions by 07079
The act of prepurchasing a Harry Potter book, or buying it at the midnight sale, Quickly skimming through the book to the end and then slowly driving through the parking lot where hundreds of other Potter fans are waiting to by the book and Shouting out the ending and key plot revelations at the crowd, thus ruining the book for everyone.
The guys who do the Harry Potter driveby are real douchebags, but those Youtube clips sure are funny.
by 07079 January 27, 2009
A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.
Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"
Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
by 07079 January 14, 2012
I hit the flarpswitch by accident on the way down the basement stairs and tumbled the rest of the way in the dark.
by 07079 August 12, 2011
Unsophisticated, pop music meant for unsophisticated teen ears who haven't developed taste yet. Tends to sound all the same with over the top vocal affectations and sung about banal subject matter.
by 07079 April 29, 2009
Decent, medium-sized ski resort in southern Vermont. Trails are not terribly difficult, but has some nice cruising terrain. Vertical drop is mediocre for Vermont but biggest in southern green mountains.
Fake developer village at bottom of mountain easily impresses Mcmansion dwellers but otherwise has no real town or population center nearby. Probably ranks second in contrived, commercial atmosphere after Killington. Nice scenic drive to/from resort.
Fake developer village at bottom of mountain easily impresses Mcmansion dwellers but otherwise has no real town or population center nearby. Probably ranks second in contrived, commercial atmosphere after Killington. Nice scenic drive to/from resort.
McMansion Dweller: Hey guys I just stayed at this quaint New England Village at the bottom of Stratton Mountain.
Guys: That Village was manufactured in a factory in Perth Amboy, NJ 2 years ago. You need to go to Stowe my friend.
Guys: That Village was manufactured in a factory in Perth Amboy, NJ 2 years ago. You need to go to Stowe my friend.
by 07079 March 23, 2009
Another term for the Appalachian Trail: the 2200 mile hiking path from Georgia to Maine. It is called the green tunnel because much of it lies in the low altitude deciduous forests of the east coast and the constant view looking down the trail is like looking through a "green tunnel."
by 07079 September 13, 2011
1920's Betty Boop, caricturish, outdated notion of how New Jerseyians talk. Mostly propagated by middle of the country bumkins who have never left their home town.
Midwesterner1: I used to think people from Joisey all have big or slicked hair, live in an ethnic neighborhood and drive around in a Camaro. And when they weren't screaming at their girlfriend to Shut the Fuck Up they're stealin' somebodies hubcaps.
Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?
Midwesterner1: I went there.
Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?
Midwesterner1: I went there.
by 07079 January 26, 2009